Saturday Funnies – “Rosie’s Diner & Bar”

“So we are really going to ‘Rosie’s Bar’?
I’ve heard so much about it –
isn’t it a pretty wild place?”
“Yes, Buddy. But it’s not open for drinks yet, so we can have lunch and soda pop.
‘Saddle up to the bar and we’ll order “
“Wow…we are here! Look at the cool cars! It even says Rosie’s Diner on the big billboard above
so people can’t miss it!”
“Crosby, is one of those cars Dad’s?”

“No, Buddy, but inside there is a big
Coca Cola sign with his car on it. “
“There it is Buddy. Dad’s hotrod!!”
“Wow, that is so cool! Miss Rosie must like Dad a lot to put his car on a big sign like that!”

(Chuckle) “She does like Dad a whole lot, Buddy.
Haven’t you figured it out yet?
MISS ROSIE IS OUR MOM!!”

“Oh shucks – you got me on that one, Crosby!”
“What do you want, Buddy?
I’ll order for us.”

“I want that ocean white fish in gravy,
with a side of Greenies Dental Treats Salmon flavor, and a chocolate milkshake… with that Ka-loo-ah bottle mixed in a little.”

” You can’t have a milkshake, Buddy –
cow’s milk is bad for you and
Kahlua is for adults and tastes like coffee. “

“Ooh, yuck. OK, make it water with a shot of that Ta-Keel-La stuff on the side!”

“Buddy, you get water, but no shot of tequila – it’s nicknamed “To Kill ‘Ya” for a reason and will give you a hangover!!”
“Buddy – what are you doing up there??”

“I’m swinging around this brass pole,
like the one behind you, Crosby – yippee!!!”

“Oh, Buddy. You have so much to learn… (smh)
it’s a good thing it’s only afternoon
and not too many people are watching!!
You are embarrassing me!!”
“Look at the 2 cat bottles on the bar!
What are they, Crosby?”

“They are filled with wine, Buddy”.
The black bottle has a date of 2008 on it,
and the red one is dated 2018.
They are ‘collectables’ – just on display to look at. They have never been opened. “
“These bar stools are so comfy…
It’s where I usually take afternoon naps.
When people are here at night and leave, they have my white furballs stuck to their butts!” 
“Thanks for joining us at Rosie’s Bar.
Y’all come back now,, ya hear?
See you soon… Crosby and Buddy out!”