Saturday Funnies – “The Electrician”

Crosby: “Buddy, what are you doing down there?”
Buddy: ” I’m trying to get this stereo to play music –
look at all the cd’s Dad has!
“Let’s see…I accidentally disconnected this white wire – it must plug in somewhere back here. “
“I think I traced it back to this white alarm clock behind me…
and I think if I plug it into this
black plug box thingy
something should happen. “
“Oh, something will happen, Buddy – but it might not be good!!
Be careful or you will curl your hair –
DON’T CHEW ON ANY OF THOSE WIRES,
ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE PLUGGED IN!!”
“Crosby, I almost got shocked –
I think I felt a buzz!!” 

“Buddy, that was just static electricity,
from dragging your butt around on the carpet. You’re fine. “
“Oh, hi Mom! What are we doing? Just hanging around…”

“Buddy – have you been a good boy?”

“Ugh…I think so…
or at least trying to be good.
Do you know when Rosie’s diner opens?
We’re hungry for her ocean white fish in gravy!”

“Buddy, it should be open now – go check it out!”