Crosby: “Whoa… that rug just moved!! Mom, we have a monster in the house! Come quick!”

“It’s jumping out at me! I’m scared!!”

“I’m going to sharpen my claws and get ready to attack it!

Uh, Mom… can you get me a taller scratching post please?”

“OK, I’m ready now. Whatever it is, I’ll catch it and save you from the monster! I’m going to sneak up on it from this other side. “

“Crosby, that’s just your brother Buddy playing around with you!”

“I’ll fix him – I’m going to pounce on Buddy now and trap him inside the rug monster. He sure has gotten big. I remember when he was just a little kitten. How much bigger is he going to get? Maybe he really is the monster!!”

“Crosby, he’s not a monster. He’s still sweet little Buddy… just the king-size version now. But he still loves you. You’ll always be his big brother!”