Buddy: “Crosby, look – you’re on MASH!

“Buddy, I’m not on MASH… just sitting in front of the TV while Mom and Dad watch the show.”

“I bet they can’t see much with your fat -uh- wide body covering the screen!”

“Now you’re in the cartoons!” You’re a ham, Crosby!”

“Ooh, what a pretty kitty you are!”

“Gosh, Ma’am… you’re embarrassing me. I’m shy and you’re a tv star!”

“ZZZ-Zzzz-ZZzzz-hngGGggh-Ppbhww- zZZzzzZZ . . .”

“I think I just had a really crazy dream about a pretty lady on TV flirting with me and Buddy thinking I was on TV shows. I think I need more nap time to dream about my girlfriend Floof!”