Category: humor
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The Gruesome Twosome

“I gonna get you, Crosby – I gonna chew your tail!” “I fix you, Buddy – I gonna slap your fat butt!” “I bite your paw, Crosby! And my butt is not fat – it’s the camera angle!” “Stop that, Buddy. Talk to the switching tail – this is my last warning!”
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The Non-Wrestling Maniacs…

“Come on, Crosby, let’s wrestle. I’ll even make it easy on you… flat on my back – come get me!” (watch until the end – about 20 seconds)
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Saturday Funnies…”Wrestling Maniacs”…Are My Cats Playing or Fighting?

Announcer: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first event of the evening for Wrestling Maniacs! This is the first match for both fighters. The following contest is set for one fall. And now, making their way to the ring are the 2 opponents.”
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Buddy Has A Girlfriend (sort of…)

“Crosby, you were telling me about your girlfriend, ‘Floof’. Well, I have a girlfriend too! I saw her in the newspaper and on TV, and she’s got red hair just like me!” “Wow, Buddy – that’s great! But you’re pretty young to have a girlfriend… how about if we call her ‘a friend that’s a…
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Crosby Has a Girlfriend (sort of…)

“Crosby, do you have a girlfriend?” “Well, sort of, Buddy. It’s complicated.” “What do you mean, it’s complicated? Who is she? I think I saw pictures of her on Mom’s phone. She’s pretty.” “Yes, Buddy, she’s beautiful. She has long, silky hair like me, and a big bushy tail like me – except hers looks…

